I made this for you, dear followers.

I made this for you, dear followers.


With school beginning, I feel like freaking out. Like, how am I going to warn the bright eyed and optimistic Freshman about all the shit and pain and evil and horror and tears and dark undereye circles and missed meals and no social life and and sleepless nights spent crying and the lack of coffee or money that exists in college in five minutes? THEY’RE NOT READY FOR IT JESUS!


MRW my advisers tell me that marching band is mandatory.

MRW my advisers tell me that marching band is mandatory.


Being told at your senior year auditions for music school: “You don’t need to worry about scales or sight reading. We KNOW who you are. Please tell us you can do both (insert name of your school’s top ensembles for your instrument and concentration).”

Being told at your senior year auditions for music school: “You don’t need to worry about scales or sight reading. We KNOW who you are. Please tell us you can do both (insert name of your school’s top ensembles for your instrument and concentration).”


When your quartet adds a freshman to the mix. 

When your quartet adds a freshman to the mix. 


Being forced to take marching band in order to graduate has me like….

Being forced to take marching band in order to graduate has me like….


If you don’t like low woodwinds, we can’t be friends. 


Please don’t pretend to understand my pain and angst as a music major because you played clarinet once in fifth grade.



gottabeastringplayer:

selim-the-arrogant:

The musician’s equivalent to comic sans


Verily, I tell you the truth: If you give unto me music that is written like this, you will receive in return one “aw hell naw” and a measure of shade.

gottabeastringplayer:

selim-the-arrogant:

The musician’s equivalent to comic sans

Verily, I tell you the truth: If you give unto me music that is written like this, you will receive in return one “aw hell naw” and a measure of shade.